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How to join the Illuminati?

There are 3 ways you can join the Illuminati, the most powerful and exclusive secret society on the planet. 1) You can be born to it, 2) you can be in its service, or 3) you can force your way in.

No.1 Born to it

Born into the Illuminati

No.2 Serve it

Serve the Illuminati

No.3 Take it

Take your place in the Illuminati

Born to it: The easiest method of joining the all-powerful by far is being born into a wealthy family who are already prime movers and shakers in world affairs.

Serve it: If you aren’t wealthy at birth, it’s possible for you to join the Illuminati by becoming part of its machinery for world control.

Take it: If you refuse to be subservient to anyone, then there’s only one way for you to join, you must grab it! You must force your way into the Illuminati.

More of each method below…

What is the Illuminati?

The term ‘Illuminati’ means different things to different people and its use has become ambiguous.

There is a multitude of different versions of what exactly the Illuminati is, but most researchers agree that the group consist mainly of the upper crust of the world’s financial and political elite.

Generally, it’s used as a catch-all term to describe the One Percenters, the oligarchs, the plutocrats, or the ruling class whose combined wealth and power influence every aspect of our daily lives.

See: What is the Illuminati? for a more detailed analysis of the modern Illuminati.

Who can join the Illuminati?

Anyone can join the Illuminati.

But, some have a much better chance than others. It’s not an even playing field.




Three ways you can Join the Illuminati

No.1 Born to it.

If you are here, you most-likely know it.

Most of your income comes in the form of interest on bonds, rents from real estate properties or dividends on stocks. You might work, but you don’t need to. You were groomed for your position from an early age. You own or control a string of media outlets and your influence extends from Wall Street to the Beltway. Your grandfather was also rich. You are “Old Money”. You are an insider.

Even being born to it, you still need to be relatively intelligent, attend the right schools and make the proper connections. You must cultivate philanthropies to maintain the image of a great caretaker. You must appear to be a man or woman of the people. However, you must make sure that your philanthropic works further your social engineering goals. You must continue funding elite think tanks and other policy-making groups.

Guard against your close family members and in-laws as they are your most fierce competition for the throne.

An examination of Forbes’ List revealed that over 40% of the richest people in the world were born with sufficient wealth to make the list.


David Rockefeller, Oil and Banking
David Rockefeller

David Rockefeller, Oil and Banking

David is the grandson of oil magnate and the richest person in recorded history John D. Rockefeller who held an estimated fortune of $336 billion (in today’s dollars) at the time of his death. At its height, Standard Oil and its conglomerates controlled over 90% of all oil sold in the United States.

David Rockefeller was born to extreme wealth and was sufficiently bright to take helm of the family fortune and become a major player in globalization and the spread of Anglo-American corporate influence throughout the world. He chose the private sector and took charge the Chase Manhattan Bank in which he was the largest individual shareholder.

Rockefeller Foundation funds the Bilderberg Group and the Council on Foreign Relations. Rockefeller himself is a founder of the Trilateral Commission, another important policy-making think tank. The Rockefeller’s main (and massive) estate is located at Pocantico Hills.

David Rockefeller died in March, 2017 at the age of 101.

William Vanderbilt, railroads
William Vanderbilt

William Vanderbilt, Railroads and Shipping

“Billy” was the son of railroad tycoon and richest man in the United States, Cornelius Vanderbilt. William Vanderbilt inherited an estate worth around $100 million (~$2.5 billion today) and was able to nearly double his fortune by the time of his own death less than a decade later.

His ancestor’s would go on to build stately estates and a string of mansions along New York’s prestigious 5th Avenue. The Vanderbilts also built the impressive Biltmore Estate which can be seen in the movie Being There.

Biltmore House as seen in Being There (1979, United Artists)

No.2 Serve it.

If you weren’t born into the Illuminati, you have the option of joining them by becoming useful or, hopefully, even indispensable to them. You can to this by fulfilling one of their many needs. Again, you must attend the right schools and be highly intelligent. The right schools include Oxford and Cambridge in the UK and Princeton, Yale and Harvard in the United States. (See David Rothkopf’s Superclass)

Your goal is to distinguish yourself and become the best in a field that members of the elite have a vested interest in. You will be asked to join some of their invite-only societies such as the Trilateral Commission, The Council on Foreign Relations or the Bilderberg Group. (See Top 10 Secret Societies)

If you can’t make can’t make it to the One Percent Club, you can still join a guild and have a very comfortable living as a Ten Percenter. You can join either the private sector or the government sector.

For those who are especially bright, it is easier to gain power and influence in the government sector as top positions in the private sector are often reserved for cousins and nephews of the ruling class.

Be aware that you might be useful for a short while and be thrown to the wolves when you cease to be useful. (Michael Milken, Manuel Noriega, Saddam Hussein, etc.)

Expect to fall on your own sword, if things ever get hairy. (Oliver North, Richard Nixon, Kenneth Lay)


Henry Kissinger
Henry Kissinger, Harvard, Bilderberg, CFR, Trilat
Zbigniew Brzezinski
Zbigniew Brzezinski, Harvard, Bilderberg, CFR, Trilat (co-founder)

No.3 Take It.

If you are not born a billionaire and you refuse to be subservient to the current members of the Illuminati, you’re only option is to take it. Meaning, you must yourself become a billionaire and use your financial means to gain influence and power.

Who is John Galt? If you don’t know, find out. You might feel bad about laying off thousands of people, busting unions, or polluting water supplies in order to increase the bottom line. This will help.

Being the head of a monopoly alone might not be sufficient unless it’s a basic necessity such as oil or water. Being the West coast king of hair salons might afford you a very decent lifestyle, but it won’t gain you entry into the ruling class. ‘New Money’ alone is not enough.

Buying media outlets and other influential industries are safe bets that might just give you a seat on the Illuminati’s inner circle. If you have an insight into the future, you might be able to gain a foothold in a key industry and force your way into their inner circle – a “brute force” attack.

You will be invited to the Council on Foreign Relations first and then the Trilateral Commission and gradually make your way into more exclusive and powerful elite groups. You will be asked to attend a few Bilderberg Group meetings and eventually be asked to join on a permanent base.

Nathan Rothschild, Banking
Nathan Rothschild

The Rothschilds – Bankers

Mayer Rothschild grew up in a Frankfurt Jewish ghetto and made a living as a rare coin dealer before branching out into banking. He progressively sent his five sons to different European countries thus founding the Rothschild International Banking Dynasty.

Mayer’s third eldest son, Nathan Rothschild was instrumental in greatly increasing the family’s fortune. Near the turn of the 19th century, Nathan left the family home to expand the family’s interest in England.

According to Nathan’s own words he arrived in Manchester with £20000 entrusted to him by his father in order to get started in the textile import business. (historian Niall Ferguson notes that the story is unlikely since this sum would have been more than double the Rothschilds entire net worth for the previous year. – See his The House of Rothschild: Volume 1, p. 49)

Rothschild Pillar
Rothschild Pillar
Nathan soon moved to London City and began dealing in currency exchange, government bonds and gold bullion. By the time of his death, he was the richest man in the world and his net worth made up .62% of Great Britain’s economy! (a feat yet to be surpassed by anyone to date)

Each of the brothers also made fortunes in their own territories with the younger James considered the richest man in France. When you combine the assets of each individual member, the family is considered the richest family in recent history surpassing even that of the oil-rich Saudi royal family. (Ferguson, p. 483)

Andrew Carnegie, Steel Magnate
Andrew Carnegie

Andrew Carnegie, Steel

Carnegie was born to great poverty but thanks to his intellect and excellent memory, he was able to make important strategic connections with power brokers and through a series of insider trading scheme eventually become one of the richest man in history. (.60% of entire US economy)

From a lowly telegrapher he was able to work his way up the railroad industry and learn the corrupted business practices necessary to successfully build an empire. That is, always giving your higher-ups a generous cut of the proceeds. His railroad-connections assured that he always had a market for his product.

Carnegie was one of the first steel producers to take advantage of new technologies and was able to make extremely rapid profits allowing him to buy out his competitors.

In 1901, Carnegie sold his Carnegie Steel Company to JP Morgan for $492 million. This was so much money that they had to build a special vault in order to keep it in. JP Morgan combined Carnegie’s company with other steel manufacturer to form US Steel, the largest corporation in the world at the time.

BONUS! 3 Ways NOT to Join the Illuminati

1. Avoid Blood Sacrifices

Professor Griff
Professor Griff
Illuminati “researcher” Professor Griff from hip hop group Public Enemy believes that Jay Z, Nicki Minaj and other celebrities all had to sacrifice someone close to them in order to be able to join the Illuminati and achieve success. Kanye West chose fame over his own mother while basketball legend Michael Jordan had to give up his father. 😐

Twenty-seven year old aspiring artist Wafeeq Sabir El-Amin attempted such a sacrifice and is apparently yet to reap the financial rewards or getting any recording contracts. (SEE: TOP 10 Illuminati Celebrities)

Rule of thumb: Human Sacrifice = Jail time

Authors Fritz Springmeier and David Icke both include copious amounts of blood sacrifices in their theories, but unlike Professor Griff and John Todd’s open membership version of the Illuminati where anyone is able to join as long as they first strike a deal with the devil, Icke and Springmeier describe a more exclusive club.

In their versions, the Illuminati is ruled by 13 prominent families to which you must be born into or intermarry with in order to join the Illuminati. You might be able to join the lower Illuminati ranks and help in accomplishing its goal, but unless you are from one of these families, you will never reach the capstone of the pyramid.

Fritz Springmeier writes that 13 Satanic Illuminati Bloodlines rule the world. According to Fritz, the Illuminati families are: 1. Astor 2. Bundy 3. Collins 4. DuPont 5. Freeman 6. Kennedy 7. Li 8. Onassis 9. Rockefeller 10. Rothschild 11. Russell 12. Van Duyn 13. Merovingian with the Reynolds, Disney, Krupp and McDonald families intermarried into the thirteen Illuminati Bloodlines.

Fritz on the importance of blood sacrifice to the Illuminati:

When a member of an Illuminati bloodline reaches the age of 3, he or she is taken to meet an Illuminati Grande Mother, a high-level Satanic priestess. These meetings are held twice a year and are attended by all Illuminati families and their Mothers of Darkness.

The Grande Mother examines and evaluates seven Illuminati children. If the child is worthy of entry into the Illuminati, he or she is assigned to one of the Illuminati bloodline. For each approved child, another is sacrificed and his or her blood is used to write the name of the newly approved Illuminati child. [in a great white book]

~See 13 Illuminati Bloodlines


But the conspiratorial rabbit hole goes further than that… much, much further than that… All the way to the Draco system in the far reaches of space, in fact.

David Icke
David Icke
David Icke claims that 13 Reptilian Illuminati bloodlines collectively rule the world. The key difference is that HIS bloodlines are descendants of aliens.

So, unless you have Reptilian blood flowing through your veins, you’re sh!t out of luck. (“Blueblood” get it??) Also, he’s updated Springmeier’s list to make it more appealing to a modern audience. (If anything, Icke is a terrific promoter. I mean come on, Fritz, WTF are the Freemans?)

David Icke’s 13 Illuminati families are: 1. Rothschild (Bauer or Bower) family. Other Illuminati families include: 2. Bruce; 3. Cavendish (Kennedy); 4. De Medici; 5. Hanover; 6. Hapsburg; 7. Krupp; 8. Plantagenet; 9. Rockefeller; 10 . Romanov; 11. Sinclair (St. Clair); 12. Warburg (del Banco); and of course, 13. Windsor (Saxe-Coburg and Gotha).

The Blood sacrifice allegations directed at devil worshippers, and now at the Illuminati, most probably originates with the blood libel accusations first directed at the Jews. (Even the communists have recently been accused of boiling babies – Commonly used in dehumanizing the enemy)

2. Don’t Buy a DVD and/or attend seminars

This guy gets it.
This guy gets it.
Do you want MORE MONEY?

Do you want to PAY ALL YOUR DEBTS?

Do you want to TRAVEL and meet INTERESTING people?

Do you want to LIVE FOREVER?


Do you want to be FAMOUS?

To Get ANY women/men you want?

To Fulfill ALL your DREAMS and DESIRES?

If you answered YES to ANY of these questions then the ILLUMINATI is for YOU!!!

The ILLUMINATI is the MOST POWERFUL secret society in the WORLD. The order occupies the very top of the power pyramid and rules over other secret societies such as the Freemasons, the Trilateral Commission, Skull and Bones, the Council on Foreign Relations, the Bilderberg Group, and the Bohemian Grove.

All this and more by joining the Illuminati! Operators are standing by.

If this sounds like it’s too good to be true, that’s because it is.

Beware of various scams that asks you to send in money for membership into the Illuminati.

If you ever reach a point where you are powerful or influential enough, the Bilderbergers will ask you to attend one of their meetings.

You will be asked to join influential groups such as the Trilateral Commission or the Council on Foreign Relations.

For non-Americans, the Queen of England granting you a knighthood can also be a sign that you have been accepted by the Establishment.

You will not receive an “invitation” to send in $2000 to attend a get-rich-quick seminar.

NO blood Sacrifice! NO Mess! FREE Trial Period!
No blood Sacrifice!
One such scam is Kevin Trudeau’s “Meet Illuminati Members” (at and his Global Information Network. His hook sounds very much like the above.

Kevin claims to have been taught the laws of attraction by “the Brotherhood” at the age of 15. This allowed him to use brain frequencies to attract whatever he wanted which made him a millionaire by the time he was 18.

Despite being sworn to secrecy by the Brotherhood, Trudeau and his Meet Illuminati Members promises wealth and entrance into the all-powerful Illuminati. It all begins with buying a CD set for $197 from his website which guarantees you a “PERSONAL INVITATION To Join A PRIVATE Group Made Of Millionaires & Celebrities”. (e.g. The “chance” to attend his seminar – CDs = Trudeau’s Trojan horse)

If you don’t buy a ticket to one of his seminars (where he will reprogram your brain to the right frequency) right now, you’ll “always be a loser!” Don’t worry, there’s 90-Days Money back guaranteed! So even losers have nothing to lose!

On the plus side, Kevin’s methods do not require any blood sacrifice! You might end up broke, but at least you won’t be in jail!

A lot of this might sound a lot like an infomercial to some of you. That’s because Trudeau is the infomercial king peddling everything from cures to AIDS and Cancer to weight loss cures (which got him in trouble with the FTC). And now, membership into the Illuminati.

Trudeau uses the exact same 13 Illuminati bloodlines as Fritz Springmeier’s as well the four intermarried families listed by Fritz to get a total of seventeen Illuminati bloodlines. Hmm… They are: 1. Astor 2. Bundy 3. Collins 4. DuPont 5. Freeman 6. Kennedy 7. Li 8. Onassis 9. Rockefeller 10. Rothschild 11. Russell 12. Van Duyn 13. Merovingian 14. Reynolds 15. Disney 16. Krupp 17. McDonald.

Illuminati researcher Mark Dice mercilessly exposes Kevin Trudeau as well as numerous Illuminati profiteers and general bullsh!ters such as John Todd and Bill Schnoebelen in his book Illuminati: Fact or Fiction.

3. DON’T Send random Illuminati-related websites your contact information

I'm just this guy, you know?
I’m just this guy, you know?
I get loads of these. Sorry, can’t help you.

In fact, that’s why I wrote this article. :mrgreen:

“How to Join the Illuminati?” is by far the question I get asked most on this site and via private messages from my Facebook page. I feel bad for not replying or calling back people who ask me this question and requesting that I put them in touch with the elusive and all powerful Illuminati.

Hopefully, this page will help seekers avoid bankruptcy, disappointment, or even bloodshed.😉