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Smurfs Files Part 1

Are the Smurfs more than just Smurfs?

Somewhere in a deep enchanted forest lives a small community of lovable blue elf-like creatures: The Smurfs. The Smurfs live in peace and harmony underthe great leadership of Papa Smurf. Their greatest enemies are an evil wizard named Gargamel and his equally Smurf-obsessed cat, Azrael.

The 1980’s Saturday morning tv show was immensely popular with kids accross America and gathered numerous Emmy awards. The show became a major success for NBC and spawned spin-off television specials on an almost yearly basis. The show lasted for 9 years and more than 300 episodes were produced.

However, is there a deeper and more sinister meaning hidden behind the Smurfs? Could the Smurfs actually be hard-core Nazis with links to the KKK and
the Skinheads? Maybe they are a group of commie-pinkos determined to keep the world from the joys of capitalism? Even worse, they might be in league with the great beast himself, Satan?!? (of biblical fame) Or they could be just a corporate creation aimed at selling cereals and toys to unsuspecting children across America.

During the next few weeks we will examine the Smurfs and determine what
really lies behind the Blue Menace?

next: Are the smurfs neo-nazis?

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Chris Lecours
Illuminati Rex